John Alanis - Online Personals Copywriting (126.0 Kb eBook)
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The "Lazy Man's Way" to Success With Women: How to Quickly and Easily Write Compelling Online Ads That Flood Your Inbox with Messages From Desirable Women Who Can't Wait to Meet YOU! By John E. Alanis. One of the fastest, easiest ways to meet attractive, desirable women is via the Internet. A few years ago, this was NOT true. However, Internet dating has become an accepted, even encouraged, social practice in this day and age. No, not everyone wants to admit they met someone over the Internet, but that stigma is starting to ... More >>>
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The "Lazy Man's Way" to Success With Women: How to Quickly and Easily Write Compelling Online Ads That Flood Your Inbox with Messages From Desirable Women Who Can't Wait to Meet YOU! By John E. Alanis. One of the fastest, easiest ways to meet attractive, desirable women is via the Internet. A few years ago, this was NOT true. However, Internet dating has become an accepted, even encouraged, social practice in this day and age. No, not everyone wants to admit they met someone over the Internet, but that stigma is starting to fade. In fact, the opposite is starting to happen--a woman will meet someone great online, tell her friends about it (women LOVE to tell their friends about their "new boyfriend"), and THEY will all rush online to see if they can get the same result. My name is John Alanis and I have watched the progression of online dating with great interest. Why? Because I am an advertising copywriter and direct response marketer--I know how to put words on paper that get people to send me money. I was eager to test my copy-writing knowledge online, to see if what works to get people to buy, works to attract women.
If you read the ad for this book and bonus report, you saw a few of the emails I got from women who read my online profile and contacted me. I did not email them first, they read my profile and contacted me. I literally have hundreds of responses just like this, and whenever I want to meet women, I simply re-post my ad and wait. And the responses flood in. I have several friends who do not know a lick about how to write a good ad. They post their profile and literally get ZERO response. They're smart, funny, financially well off guys who are all decent looking and in good shape, but their ads are all duds. Why? Because they don't know how to write good copy. If you look at their profiles, they are the same as every other guy on there. How could any woman choose one over the other? They give her no compelling reason to. Here in Austin, there are over 20,000 male profiles on Online Dating Service. Twenty thousand! How is a woman supposed to choose... or even look through 20,000 profiles? If you want a woman to look at, not to mention answer, your online profile, you have to give her an absolutely compelling reason to do so, now! You have to grab her attention, create interest, change that interest to desire, and then get her to take action. How many online profiles do that? Very few. Let's get started! - John Alanis
John Alanis has created a variety of different dating and seduction products that can help you get women to approach you. Is he for real? You are going to have to read some of his articles and make that decision for yourself..
John Alanis knows women. "In some circles," he writes on his completely insane website, "I'm known as the The King of Let 'em Come to You." Well guess what, John? Now we're comin' to you. Buckle up!
How do I even begin to explain the wonder that is John Alanis? Perhaps it's best to start with his life story, which he lays out in great detail on his site, using yellow highlighted passages AND bolded lettering to make sure that you get the picture. Young John Alanis was, as these stories often begin, a geek as a youth, terribly overlooked by the beautiful ones. Like so many before him, he could not understand why the popular girls dated the asshole jocks instead of the "nice" guys. As is standard in these tales, John Alanis then went through a physical transformation after high school and was able to score the very same hot girls who passed him by as a youth. But as soon as he was nice to them, they bolted! Because women love jerks, that's why.
Anyway, the story goes on for about 900 more paragraphs, with anecdotes about a girlfriend named Sin who "loved to Sin!" and a trip to see "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" thrown in for good measure, until we get to the point: all of the heartache and rejection that John Alanis has suffered has made him an expert on relationships, and he wants to help you score the lady of your dreams.
Alanis claims his system is built around the concept of "biological attractiveness." His site reads like a Dog Whisperer for women, which is fitting, as he tends to portray women as easily manipulated, trainable creatures that will fall at your feet as soon as you unlock the secrets of making a woman feel "it," which Alanis describes as "the one, almost indescribable feeling, that beautiful, desirable women spend their lives looking for in a man, yet rarely experience." The whole thing reeks of a scam, with the site broken down into separate pieces that don't really link up, and hyperbolic statements on Alanis' behalf like "WARNING: When you use these secrets, you have to be careful not to attract too many women at once, or your life can quickly become a "living hell!" I made that mistake once, and I'll never do it again... you must be careful to use these secrets in moderation, and not abuse them." Riiiiight.
The internet is filled with John Alanises (Alani?), and websites like this aren't too special, I suppose. But there's an element of Alanis' site that raises him above the other would-be dating professionals of the world: he's also kind of a jackass who believes that the "liberal media" is to blame for our society of "girly men." Oh, and his website is filled with scantily clad women and passages about gaining "total power" and "control" over your relationships. You know, a really healthy perspective on things. Here's a little glimpse: Imagine how exciting your life will be when you put these attraction secrets to work for you. Doesn't this woman look excited, you guys? She can't fucking wait for a dude using this system to sweep her off her feet. You do NOT have to be a 'jerk' or change 'who you are' to attract women. No. You just have to be extremely manipulative and view them as objects that you can mold to your own personal liking. Women are supposed to approach YOU first, not the other way around! I mean really, you guys! And when women DO approach you first, this is typically the outfit they will be wearing. You NEVER want to waste time with a crazy woman or one who's just plain mean. And I mean, look at this woman! She's wearing sleeves! What an uptight crazy bitch, am I right? Honestly, you guys, this website is so insane that I can't even really put it into words, so I'll just let John Alanis speak for himself:
How to win the undying devotion of every woman in your life, whether they are just friends, lovers or adventure partners. They'll think you're a "rare man" and literally fight to introduce their hot friends to you. (Believe it or not, woman take a tremendous amount of pride in "hooking their friends up" with a great guy... discover how to be "that man").
Do you like "younger women," you know, hot little 19 -23 year olds with firm bodies, "girls who just want to have fun?" You'll discover how to get them to flock to you no matter your looks, age or income. They may not want to be seen in public with you, but who cares... let them know you can "deliver the goods" and they'll sneak into your house just to be with you.
Or, maybe you like older women, "milfs?" Oh my, these women can be fun, and most don't have the "young ideas" other women have... all they want to do is "blow their circuits" (and yours) while they still have a few years left... you'll discover how to be the man they call when they're bored. WARNING: you'd better be in good shape and have great "stamina" when you play with these women... they'll wear you out from start to finish.
Does a woman you lust after have a "boyfriend?" No problem, here's how to make her completely forget about him, and come running to you. OR, even better, let her keep the boyfriend (so he can pay for the fancy dinners, the big house, and the leased luxury car) and come to you so you can make her deepest fantasies come true. Why be the boyfriend when you can be the "fantasy man" who fulfills all the needs the boyfriend can't?
How to get her to do anything (and I mean anything) sexually for you, in a way that brings her incredible pleasure. Most women are open to ANYTHING, if you know how to approach her. This one little secret will allow you to live out all your male fantasies no matter how "intense"... and she'll come up with new ones you never even knew existed!