John Alanis's Biography(Books)(Photos)

John Alanis has created a variety of
different dating and seduction products that

a really healthy perspective on things.
Here's a little glimpse: Imagine how exciting

can help you get women to approach you. Is he
for real? You are going to have to read some

your life will be when you put these
attraction secrets to work for you. Doesn't

of his articles and make that decision for
yourself..

this woman look excited, you guys? She can't
fucking wait for a dude using this system to

John Alanis knows women. "In some circles,"

sweep her off her feet. You do NOT have to be
a 'jerk' or change 'who you are' to attract

he writes on his completely insane website,
"I'm known as the The King of Let 'em Come to

women. No. You just have to be extremely
manipulative and view them as objects that

You." Well guess what, John? Now we're comin'
to you. Buckle up!

you can mold to your own personal liking.
Women are supposed to approach YOU first, not

How do I even begin to explain the wonder

the other way around! I mean really, you
guys! And when women DO approach you first,

that is John Alanis? Perhaps it's best to
start with his life story, which he lays out

this is typically the outfit they will be
wearing. You NEVER want to waste time with a

in great detail on his site, using yellow
highlighted passages AND bolded lettering to

crazy woman or one who's just plain mean. And
I mean, look at this woman! She's wearing

make sure that you get the picture. Young
John Alanis was, as these stories often

sleeves! What an uptight crazy bitch, am I
right? Honestly, you guys, this website is so

begin, a geek as a youth, terribly overlooked
by the beautiful ones. Like so many before

insane that I can't even really put it into
words, so I'll just let John Alanis speak for

him, he could not understand why the popular
girls dated the asshole jocks instead of the

himself:

"nice" guys. As is standard in these tales,
John Alanis then went through a physical

How to win the undying devotion of every
woman in your life, whether they are just

transformation after high school and was able
to score the very same hot girls who passed

friends, lovers or adventure partners.
They'll think you're a "rare man" and

him by as a youth. But as soon as he was nice
to them, they bolted! Because women love

literally fight to introduce their hot
friends to you. (Believe it or not, woman

discover how to be "that man").

named Sin who "loved to Sin!" and a trip to
see "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" thrown in for

Do you like "younger women," you know, hot
little 19 –23 year olds with firm bodies,

good measure, until we get to the point: all
of the heartache and rejection that John

"girls who just want to have fun?" You'll
discover how to get them to flock to you no

Alanis has suffered has made him an expert on
relationships, and he wants to help you score

matter your looks, age or income. They may
not want to be seen in public with you, but

the lady of your dreams.

who cares… let them know you can "deliver
the goods" and they'll sneak into your house

Alanis claims his system is built around the
concept of "biological attractiveness." His

just to be with you.

site reads like a Dog Whisperer for women,
which is fitting, as he tends to portray

Or, maybe you like older women, "milfs?" Oh
my, these women can be fun, and most don't

women as easily manipulated, trainable
creatures that will fall at your feet as soon

have the "young ideas" other women have…
all they want to do is "blow their circuits"

as you unlock the secrets of making a woman
feel "it," which Alanis describes as "the

(and yours) while they still have a few years
left… you'll discover how to be the man

one, almost indescribable feeling, that
beautiful, desirable women spend their lives

they call when they're bored. warning: you'd
better be in good shape and have great

looking for in a man, yet rarely experience."
The whole thing reeks of a scam, with the

"stamina" when you play with these women…
they'll wear you out from start to finish.

site broken down into separate pieces that
don't really link up, and hyperbolic

Does a woman you lust after have a

statements on Alanis' behalf like "WARNING:
When you use these secrets, you have to be

"boyfriend?" No problem, here's how to make
her completely forget about him, and come

careful not to attract too many women at
once, or your life can quickly become a

running to you. OR, even better, let her keep
the boyfriend (so he can pay for the fancy

dinners, the big house, and the leased luxury
car) and come to you so you can make her

to use these secrets in moderation, and not
abuse them." Riiiiight.

deepest fantasies come true. Why be the
boyfriend when you can be the "fantasy man"

The internet is filled with John Alanises

who fulfills all the needs the boyfriend
can't?

(Alani?), and websites like this aren't too
special, I suppose. But there's an element of

How to get her to do anything (and I mean

anything) sexually for you, in a way that
brings her incredible pleasure. Most women

he's also kind of a jackass who believes that
the "liberal media" is to blame for our

are open to anything, if you know how to
approach her. This one little secret will

society of "girly men." Oh, and his website
is filled with scantily clad women and

allow you to live out all your male fantasies
no matter how "intense"… and she'll come up

passages about gaining "total power" and
"control" over your relationships. You know,

with new ones you never even knew existed!