Gordon Ray Parker's Biography(Books)(Photos)

Ray Parker - advocate of the Foxhunting
technique, which states that the best chance

thousand people named John Doe.
Family

of getting a girl is by being smart, rich,
famous and good-looking, and if you're not,

Ray lived with his mother from the time he

then you should either improve your
intelligence, looks, fame and financial

was born (~1966) until her death in 2007.
Gordon was so upset by her death that he

status or just forget about the finer girls
and concentrate on those on the same level

referred to it as a vacation on one of his
blogs. At one point, someone tried to alert

with you (a theory which many other
"prominent personalities" have nothing but

scorn for).

death threat.

Gordon Roy Parker, a/k/a Ray Gordon, is a 45
year old semi-well known Usenet kook and

Gordon is also alleged to have a brother
named Walter, however nobody has been able to

YouTube user that lived with his mother in
West Philadelphia.

verify this, beyond a few posts by someone
claiming to be Walter in 2001 & 2002.

Ray's self-proclaimed careers

One of Gordon's first notable acts was when

he harassed a woman named Tabitha Hassell
into moving in order to get away from him.

Pro gymnastics coach - Claims to train

Gordon has also been known to try to solicit
underage gymnasts to convince them to let him

several gymnasts online
Pro chess player and/or chess coach -

coach them. He also posts fanfic that
revolves around himself torturing, raping and

Only a bit shy of becoming World Champion.
Also claims to be Internationally ranked

killing young gymnasts. alt.seduction.fast
became his favorite group soon after he

Note: the USCF has NO listing of him on their
website. According to information we have,

discovered it, and his life revolved around
it ever since.

Ray's old rating exists, but his membership
is not current.

Right after the jews did wtc, Gordon quickly

Pro handicapper and oddsmaker - According
to his web site

proclaimed that there was no significant loss
of life in those towers. Gordon quickly took

Pro finance market analyzer - According
to his web site

steps to remove the posts from the Google
Groups archive, but the posts were saved

Pro relationships adviser - Teaches men
"how to get laid"

thanks to several people reposting them all
over the usenets.

Pro hypnotist and hypnosis instructor -
Harasses and bad mouths female hypnotists

On YouTube

Writer - Writes a book about seduction,
horse racing and Dominique Moceanu

In 2010, as part of his attempt to transform
himself into the next Chris-Chan, Gordon got

Best secretary in the USA - But got fired
because he wasn't an "office whore"

himself a state-of-the-art-in-1997 video
camera and uploaded some videos to his

Paralegal - Pennsylvania requires some
sort of professional certification, but Ray

YouTube account. Prior to this, however, he
hired a woman named Princess Jodie to make

doesn't know that.
Activist against child abuse and sexual

several videos for him to post on his account
that totaled less than one minute combined.

harassment - Claims that gymnastics coaches
are child abusers

The whereabouts of these videos at present
are unknown, but many believe that Gordon's

Professional psychic - And still doesn't
have a clue about the Editorial Staff of

fapping to them while sobbing at his
permavirgin status.

RayFAQ
Civil Rights Activist - Claims that

On Yahoo Groups

hiring discrimination has prevented him from
being employed. Filed suit against UPenn.

Gordon first discovered the internet outside
of usenet in 2002 when he created the Yahoo

Hmmm...
Journalist - Not accredited by any news

group The Seduction Library. The group has
been abandoned since 2003.

agency, though.
Software Company CEO & entrepreneur - Own

In 2007, Gordon tried creating another Yahoo

company, of course
Successful business owner - Also known as

group called Project 5,000, with the stated
goal of attaining 5,000 members so that he

broke, and filed bankruptcy in 1997.
Internet guru - He can't read headers on

could collect $10 from each of them. The
current membership count of 78 is slightly

Usenet posts, but he's learning.
Sports historian - Hmm...

less than the stated goal.
E-lawyer

Body builder - And of course extremely
good looking

Gordon fancies himself a lawyer, as evidenced

Jesus Christ - Only in past life though.
Skilled Hypnotist - Claims to be able to

by the multiple lawsuits he has filed (and
lost) over the years. One of the most notable

"Gain TOTAL Sexual Control" over women

ones was where he tried to sue Google for
$10,000,000,000 (that'S ten fucking billion

Fucking dollars!). shockingly, he didn't win
his $10,000,000,000 jackpot.

was at some point bigger than Mystery and
second only to Ross Jeffries. He claims to

Not to be discouraged, Gordon then filed suit

have contributed the term "pivot" to the
seduction lexicon and is notorious for having

against Microsoft and Yahoo for a mere
$150,000.

filed lawsuits against several pick up gurus:
Mystery, Ross Jeffries, Allen Reyes, etc. He

Other victims/defendants of Gordon include

is perhaps the most notorious troll the
seduction community has ever seen.